Witticisms

George Carlin Musings

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NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes written by parents in an ALABAMA school district. Spellings have been left intact. Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

CREATE YOUR OWN DITTY

Bruce Martin recited some little ditty years ago (circa late 1970's) that had "angle of the dangle" and "mean of the lean" in it. I collected these phrases in that same vein (pun intended) so you can make your own little ditty. You can also search the Internet for more." For example,
   The angle of the dangle
   is equal to the mean of the lean,
   and proportional to the bootie of the cutie
   and the mass of the ass.

   The heat of the meat
   and the licks from the chicks
   causes the size of the rise
   resulting in a drip off the tip.

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